Ortho
Nature is wild. Your home doesn’t have to be. Whether it be a determined Dandelion creeping through your patio cracks, or a resilient cockroach scurrying across your kitchen floor — Ortho is ready to help keep the wild…in the wild.
A Eulogy For Weeds
“We gather to celebrate a life…of relentless evil. Sick, twisted existence. It grew through the cracks....and spread to my very soul. You thought you'd have a long life, but I cut it short...with Ortho GroundClear Weed & Grass Killer.”
Weeds. Ruin. Everything.
Weeds suck. Plain and simple.
Unleash The Memes
